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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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Kane the Pain

"My XR6 Typhoon has 650bhp and will beat your 440ci bigblock Charger"........mate don't be a Kane the pain.
by Pattoson November 18, 2022
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Pumpkin pain

When a Halloween decoration attacks you.
Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!
by Raven_CD September 1, 2022
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T-Pain

A singer known for using autotune. Many people think that T-Pain has no singing talent just because he uses auto tune. In fact, he's actually a good singer. He uses auto tune because he likes using it, not because he needs it.
Proof that T-Pain is really good at singing: Search "Tiny Desk Concert T-Pain" on youtube.

(I can't link it because links aren't allowed)
"Yo, I can't believe you like T -Pain. He overuses that sh*t like crazy!"
Friend: "Bruh, have you listened to T-Pain's tiny desk concert on youtube? Go listen to that and come back and tell me he's not good. I dare ya"
by thoseramennoodles August 8, 2017
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Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound
I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.
Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.
by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017
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Pain queue

Playing online competitive games on your main account.
The amount of effort you have to put is enormous which starts to cause you mental and physical pain and drives a person to being hopeless and suicidal
"Guy1 : Are you ready for the Pain queue ?"
"Guy2 : Fuck yea, i love getting fucked in the ass!!!"
by Bulg'd bulgarian November 1, 2017
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