Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010

Minecraft Gangster

A user/person plays a block game (a.k.a Minecraft) and proceeds to sing hip-hop rap songs in public chatrooms or act like a gangster whilst talking to a user. What makes this dumb? They play Minecraft and act like they are apart of the bloods.

(NOTE: These users tend to actually not be who they are in real life.)

In a Discord chat room: "Imma shoot you up with my glock, 490 gang.

What they say when you confront them about their 'gangsterness': "I ain't a Minecraft gangster df, get outta here or I will shoot you with my glock.

Talking to a user: "Imma pull up with my squad to your house."

by minemansimulator August 25, 2018

hecking minecraft

When you don't want to say a cuss word.

You're a hecking minecraft man.

by gghuriglkfs.g August 27, 2019

Minecraft skeleton

A mob that wields a bow and arrow

Minecraft skeleton

by Uglyscptato September 26, 2019

Minecraft Oofer

A young child, typically an 8-year old, who truly believes himself to be a god in Minecraft.

Hey, did you see Jack's little brother?
Yeah, he thinks he's a real Minecraft Oofer, doesn't he?

by WolfredMontgomery March 13, 2018

Minecraft books

The four new bibles, the combat, construction, beginner's, and redstone handbooks are essential to have in any play through of life especially at a younger age.

Hey dude, do you have the Minecraft books?
Yeah lol, all 4
HE IS THE MESSIAH

by Dankey God October 5, 2020

Minecraft egirls

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!

hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.

by notshahar October 27, 2020