dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.

hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...

by chris corrado December 17, 2008

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

Dutch Brother

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.

Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.

by Theboyzzzz December 2, 2016

Dutch Hug

A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.

Dude, I got home on valentine's day and my girlfriend gave me a Dutch Hug.

Fuck!

by Greppelslet February 12, 2014

Dutch People

Lit people- okay no ahem

First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-

Anyways...

People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).

"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"

by RBW726 January 5, 2019

dutch smokey

To curl out a large poo on someone's lower back for sexual gratification. The 'giver' will often make a sound like a train whilst mid flow.

For their anniversary, Adam gave Phil a Dutch Smokey. Choo Choo!

by The Urban Taffy January 15, 2018

Dutch Fan

(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.

And then James locked the doors and let out a huge dutch fan.

by CharlesPoops February 28, 2010