The sexual act of scissoring a girl and positioning your bunghole up to her vagina and farting into it, then turn around and place your penis infront of it and having her queef it back on your dick like its a sleek automobile in a wind tunnel
by lil muny May 23, 2010
The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.
Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.
Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.
Claire wanted to try something new, so I suggested the Missouri Wind Tunnel. Needless to say we completed the cycle.
by J.A.P October 16, 2007
From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
by al-in-chgo March 05, 2011
When a woman's vagina is beyond loose. The vaginal wind tunnel tends to queef very often and a man gains no pleasure from being inside one.
"Yo bro, i heard that bitch was hella tight"
"Nah B"
"Hot dog down a hallway?"
"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"
"Nah B"
"Hot dog down a hallway?"
"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"
by StevePCwall February 01, 2009
by GOOTY May 07, 2007
Titty fucking a girl, but instead of kneeling over her stomach as you do it, kneel over her face. As you thrust back and forth between her breasts, your ass crack rubs up and down over her nose, as if she was in a wind tunnel.
Thank goodness I had washed my ass crack before my date ... that girl wanted me to give her the Chicago Wind Tunnel!
by Tuffy May 24, 2005
A person who has participated in anal sex so many times that their anus no longer closes back up afterwards, and therefore resembles a tunnel.
by Taryn June 04, 2004