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Islam

1. A religion that pray to the allah (note that their allah is a moon god that muhammad took as he please from pagan religion ; thus is completely different from Christian God (YHWH)).

2. A religion whose prophet was a mass murderer (that was not an act of self defense, rather mohammad himself who made a war with innocent people back then , so don't give me a crap about his action was justified), fucking 6 years old kid (Aisyah), practice polygamy, tell his follower to kill Christian and Jew so when they died , they got 72 virgins in the heaven.

3. A religion that slowly crushing a western civilization from inside.
useful idiot 1: hey, not all islam follower is like that ; only terrorist who do that

muslim moderate: yea, the terrorist is the one who made shame of islam teaching

Me: wrong you fucktards. You got it completely backward logic. They are the one who actually follow mohammad teaching. The good people in islam is actually the one who didn't follow islam , or didn't know anything about it, only knows how to pray 5x times a day like an idiot.
Also , you muslim moderate : you are actually worse than moslem radical because you are like a time bomb that can blew up anytime , and you also act like nothing happened / turned a blind eye when moslem radical beheading non-moslem's head.
by bang_mamat_wts May 14, 2011
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Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.
"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"
by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007
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Thousand Island

When a guy is doing a chick who's on her period, the culmination of jizz and blood clumps looks like thousand island dressing! A magnificent dressing that's sure to satisfy even the kinkiest of vampires.
Charles: "Alice and I did it last night." Bob: "Isn't she on her period?" Charles: "It's cool; I don't mind making thousand island."
by Eric "The Cheesy" Liu December 9, 2008
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Staten Island

Steve: Isn't Harlem a borough?
Justin: No, staten island is.
Steve: What's staten island?
by Justin December 24, 2004
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fire island

A barrier island, approximately 30 miles long and 0.5 miles wide, in Suffolk County on the southern side of Long Island in the U.S. state of New York. It is known to be a popular vacation spot for the GLBT community.
Adam and Steve are going to Fire Island for a double-honeymoon with Jane and Mabel.
by Rashaun E. September 13, 2005
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long island

Look- everyone that is dissing Long Island is making some good points. And some shitty ones.

I'm from Syosset, in Nassau. The people here tend to be snobby rich idiots who don't care about anything besides themselves, money, sex, and when the next time they'll get drunk or high is.

What you are WRONG about-

There is not a damn sane person on Long Island that thinks we are part of New York CITY. We are New Yorkers- because we live in New York STATE. Not because we live in the city. Can you call someone from Florida a Floridian? Yep. Then you can call someone from NY a New Yorker.

And all you people that say Long Island, OR New York City is ghetto needs to get a clue. Ghetto's are extreemly poor areas that were overpopulated to an extreeme because the Nazi's forced Jewish people into them. If you think that wearing baggy clothes, speaking inchoherintly and wearing a huge cross on your neck makes you Ghetto- you make me laugh.

Oh, and why do I not find myself a tourist when I go to the City? I'm there about every other weekend, usually for two days and I spend the night. Me and my friends laugh at all the idiots who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and stop to point up and go "woah.. look at the giant cup of noodles! Its acutally STEAMING!" We actually saw someone 3 days ago who was looking for the Rockefeller Christmas Tree in Times Square. That was quite amusing.

So.. key points.
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-Long Island is NOT part of New York City
-People from LI are still New Yorkers
-Long Island is south of the city, therefore we are NOT upstate. Different region, smartones.
-If you are posting on a website from a COMPUTER, you are NOT ghetto.
Get over youreselves. Quick.
by PushBush(OffACliff) January 4, 2005
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long island

Geographically, a large island formed by glacial till deposited by glaciers in the last ice age. Consists of the suburban counties of Nassau and Suffolk, along with the New York City boroughs of Brooklyn and Queens, with a total population of around 7 million.

Regionally/Politically, just Nassau and Suffolk counties, the eastern four-fifths of the geographical Long Island, with a population of 2.5 million. This is the most common use of the term.

Until the explosion of suburban development following World War II, Long Island was a geographically diverse region, with beaches, hills, woods, praries (yep), petrified forests (that, too), and small, idyllic fishing and farming villages. Now, the landscape is dominated by suburban towns and unincorporated communities that range in population from a couple hundred to around 50,000 people. Beach resort/bedroom communities like The Hamptons are extremely popular with downstate in the summer months. In addition, Jones Beach is a popular recreational and music venue, while Fire Island is world-famous as a gay mecca and a historic nautical community.
The good:
High quality of life, low crime rate, proximity to New York City, reasonably efficient and reliable public transit, attractive beaches, Splish Splash waterpark.

The bad:
Aging population, rising cost of living, racial segregation, urban sprawl, the necessity of owning a car, beach erosion, increasing problems with gangs, the trashy reputation of some of its younger residents ("lidiots").
by F the Hamptons in the A May 20, 2005
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