I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020

I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021

I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

I AM SO BORED

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

i am on chrome

When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males

Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.

by Night's Bane June 13, 2021

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

by the random. October 28, 2021

I am all of me

The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.

FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021