Post-Poop Butt Hurt

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

by Border__Damage October 01, 2017

hit him where it hurts

To hurt someone where you know it'll be painful the most

Ima hit him where it hurts, his family.

by John Williamson September 12, 2017

Butt hurt jock

A guy named Jose

Jose stopp getting mad you butt hurt jock!!

by JCbutthurt August 26, 2010

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 14, 2011

Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.

I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!

by MamaBeckman May 04, 2011

my legs hurt

You need to poop, real bad

Mr. K, is the bus going to be pulling over soon? My legs hurt.

by Yollanda April 09, 2007

ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.

Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020