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Horn of Rohan 

Similar to a shocker except that, instead of using your index and middle fingers, you insert your tongue into her vagina while still using your pinky to pleasure her butthole. This evokes the image of a man blowing a horn. For best results, make the sound of a deep horn while performing the act.
Our Lord Of The Rings role play was climaxed by my boyfriend giving me the Horn of Rohan.

horn virginity 

Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.
"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"
horn virginity by Puagrace May 27, 2017
1) A 'Johnny-Come-Lately' football fan. 2) The 'Prawn Sandwich Brigade'. 3) A 'celebrity' who claims to have supported 'x' since they were knee-high but in reality wouldn't know a goalpost from a corner flag. 4) A person who treats a Premiership game as an alternative to a trip to the theatre/art gallery etc. 5) A camera-swinging tourist.

Typically white, liberal, middle-class, professional, higher than average income, university educated, lives in the home counties or the more desirable areas of most cities, and had only the most marginal of interest in/no interest at all in football until 1) after the Taylor Report, 2) the advent of all-seater stadia/The Premiership/Sky, 3) the repositioning of football as 'entertainment'. Drinks in wine bars rather than pubs.

Taken from Nick Hornby, whose first novel 'Fever Pitch' introduced the game for the first time to a whole class of people who had never even thought about going to football before reading his book, and consequently set in motion the complete snd utter commercialisation of the working-man's game, whilst at the same time pricing the working-class out of the game altogether.
"Excuse me, my wife and I cannot see the field if you insist on standing throughout the game? Would you please sit down?"

"Do want a slap you cunt? Fucking Hornby's.."
Hornby by Proper Gooner September 1, 2008
(v)
When a girl is playing you just for the fun of it; usually associated with the appearance of pimples on the face. Often happens at parties, or other similar events where you would find many females. Pretty girls are the most likely to give you"horn"
(n) Pimples or other blemishes on the face that are often a result of stressing over a girl that doesn't like you back.
" You can't see that's she's horning you, it's obvious to the rest of us"
"Who are you stressing over this time, and don't lie, I can see the horn on your face.
Horn by Horn God May 3, 2018