When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.
(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)
Works best for guys.
Or girls with short hair.
(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)
Works best for guys.
Or girls with short hair.
by emthecoed May 2, 2010
Get the hobo hairdryer mug.The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.
by Vashe December 9, 2008
Get the hobo shopping mug.1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!
2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.
2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.
by Kristen T-D June 27, 2007
Get the Hobo-alicious mug.*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009
Get the Hobo Urinal mug.A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.
Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?
Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.
Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.
by Krystal the Magnificent February 18, 2009
Get the Hobo Throw mug.Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.
I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.
by hiresake May 24, 2014
Get the smartphone-hobo mug.Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée
Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.
by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014
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