viking helmet

When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".

With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.

This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.

by AR. September 6, 2008

dark helmet

1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.

"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."

by El-Keter March 14, 2003

spartan helmet

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.

boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!

by Felly B December 25, 2007

Nut Helmet

The act of a bald chick shamelessly wearing at least one
shot of nut on her head.

John gave gave Britany a nut helmet.

by Full Contact Bonsia Master February 21, 2007

Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Helmet Moon

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".

"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."

by KrimsonFurey October 18, 2008

Cum Helmet

When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.

Tim- Did you get it in last night?

Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.

by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012