Hanson

American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''

wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!

by ayeyermaw May 9, 2006

Hardon

A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"

by Rachael Davies May 16, 2008

harmon heater

A large and unattractive woman. Sometimes feeling that they are attractive, and may have thinner friends (who are attractive). They also have a tendenacy to eat large meals.

Krista is so huge!! What a harmon heater!!! She finished off her dinner and mine!!

by C. P. October 12, 2006

harmoner

When a male gets and erection while listening to females harmonize.

Tom got a harmoner while listening to the Dirty Projectors.

by lil Shelly January 25, 2014

Harmonica Sex

Basically Harmonica sex is where the girl (or guy) typically a bottom is handed a harmonica, they keep it in their mouth the whole time so that any sex noise is translated into a harmonica noise.

Yo, me and Sarah just tried Harmonica Sex, it’s quite a funny experience.

by TonyBaloney721 November 3, 2020

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019