hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you

man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake

by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017

hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017

hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.

The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.

by OneRedFox May 21, 2025

Hamster hole

your ass hole

“I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”

by hamsterhole June 28, 2018