gorgeomus maximus

To be smoking hot, banging from head to toe all wrapped up into one package.

Liv Tyler is gorgeomus maximus.

by buttermus November 5, 2010

Gorilla Grower

An individual who grows marijuana in remote or undisclosed locations.

The "Gorilla grower" is usually planting crops illegally.
A word used to directly describe a active marijuana prohibitionist.

"That guy comes in and out of the woods with fertilizers and buckets..."
"Hey, he might be one of those gorilla growers"

by Creative Nes June 21, 2016

gorkin it

To wear a sweatshirt without a shirt underneath

Steve was gorkin it hard this morning.

I debated changing, but decided to gork it.

by Keepthepace March 20, 2017

gorilla porn

never, ever, search this up. (also, you'll start to sadsturbate when you see how big the gorilla's cock truly is.

John: what the fuck were you doing watching gorilla porn!?

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement June 13, 2017

Gorillas in the mist

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.

Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

by Ploppapotomus December 2, 2018

gorteh

Nickname for savage Indian boys. Gortehs smell like fresh curry . Gortehs get biddies(respectable women) on the daily

Gorteh get over here and help me pull some more biddies!

by Eoli April 2, 2019

gorkakke

Sebastian Gorka’s sticky waifu pillow after a night of soft-bitching it with a box of wine in the back seat of his four-banger girly car.

Hey Twitter, who wants to Periscope my Gorkakke Party? I just got a new waifu pillow!

by ScenarioLENS September 5, 2019