gloafe

Bavarian for an uncouth person, an idiot.

Du Gloafe, Ihr Hund hat mein Mittagessen gestohlen (you idiot, your dog stole my lunch)

by PascalD November 5, 2012

golf cart

An electric or gas powered buggy that doesn't go very fast but is really fun to do stunts in. They are top heavy and easy to turn over. Try driving one down a narrow, curvy, hilly trail through the woods and see if you can turn it over.

We drove my golf cart nicknamed the big green marshmallow down the woods and as I rounded the corner too fast, I turned it over!!!

by NO PUSSYS ALLOWED June 17, 2018

Golf

An unspectacular leisure activity (sometimes called a 'sport' for some strange reason), usually enjoyed by spoiled or stuck-up rich people with nothing better to do with their lives.

I'd much rather watch the grass grow or the paint dry than to look at somebody playing golf.

by Space Demon-69M July 2, 2019

Golf

White men in polo shirts whacking heavy, round, dented plastic with a nightstick.

Greg: Hey Jon want to go golf?
Jon: Oh yes. I do believe I do.

by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020

Golf player emoji

The golf player emoji is rooted in the old LGBTQIA+ community forums from back in the 90's - 00's. Long story short,it was encrypted using a certain symbol combination that resembled (in a caricatural manner) a vagina in the act of being licked ;^~{(:)}<●; (Yeah I don't get it either). Since then it saw widespread usage throughout the 2000's, generally representing a girl willing to have homosexual intercourse, being often associated with either lesbians or bisexual girls. Though not so widely used today, it represents still a quirky way to point towards your sexuality

Girl 1 : *inserts Golf player emoji in bio*
Girl 2 (knowing the code, browsing online) : *sees bio* ; *realizes Girl 1 is willing to have intercourse with a girl, but wants to keep a low profile

by Bonnie Emme August 22, 2021

The Golf Tee

When you are teabagging someone and you place your balls on their nostrils.

HAHAHA, he gave Mike the Golf Tee

by Big Money Funk July 16, 2009

GM_Golf

the best YouTube channel on earth. we got Tig, the horselips, a moqsquito, and a rat. Their videos are fun to watch and comedy pure. go and subscribe!
follow them on instagram!
the boys lost matt
boom G Money!

Boom it's GM_Golf

by Niicii August 10, 2020