Glaze-a-tron

A person who cock rides people or trends for absolutely no reason.
Bro 1: Yo you are so annoying bro, Lebron is not even that good bro.
Bro 2: Sorry bro, It's not my fault that he's my king and lord and the greatest of all time.
Bro 1: Yea, you're definitely a certified glaze-a-tron.
by cockdudemeatman January 31, 2024
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Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Glazed Jenny

When a woman wakes up with cum on her face from the nite before.
She fell asleep after I left cum on her face, so she could wake up with a Glazed Jenny
by Phoenix the savage September 4, 2025
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Glazing

Owen's glazing
by Owensglazing October 11, 2023
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GLAZED

Noun:
When a girl cums out of her ass from anal.
A clear sticky paste that, upon first appearance, could be mistaken as the glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut.
While having amazing anal sex Jason said, "Damn you glazed my dick baby"!!!!
by Mcsince83 March 26, 2020
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