Bro 1: Yo you are so annoying bro, Lebron is not even that good bro.
Bro 2: Sorry bro, It's not my fault that he's my king and lord and the greatest of all time.
Bro 1: Yea, you're definitely a certified glaze-a-tron.
Bro 2: Sorry bro, It's not my fault that he's my king and lord and the greatest of all time.
Bro 1: Yea, you're definitely a certified glaze-a-tron.
by cockdudemeatman January 31, 2024

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024

by Mr.MonkeySpanker December 31, 2020

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

by Phoenix the savage September 4, 2025

Noun:
When a girl cums out of her ass from anal.
A clear sticky paste that, upon first appearance, could be mistaken as the glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut.
When a girl cums out of her ass from anal.
A clear sticky paste that, upon first appearance, could be mistaken as the glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut.
by Mcsince83 March 26, 2020
