Glade Morgan

Glade Morgan tends to be the most interesting guy in the room at all times, he’s got steeze, amazing creative talents, very nice genetics, and a heart of gold. That’s just scratching the surface of this gem, this particular specimen has an impeccable personality and deserves to be happy always and forever. Also quite gifted down yander. Can sometimes become slightly irritated if you’re careless with words due to their high intelligence. Overall Glade Morgan is a rad ass pimp daddy senpai.

The first time I saw Glade Morgan I had an anxiety attack because he caught me staring at him.

by Frankstie June 13, 2018

Glaze Blade

A term used to motivate a team during a game of overwatch!

Let’s do this! “GLAZE BLADE”

by Gerateful8 April 14, 2021

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Glaze Bros

Usually two “friends” (or lovers) that take part in glazing each other for hysteric value and a quick boost of confidence.

James and Pop are Glaze Bros because it seems they are always sucking each other off.

by Trustworthy Tuck August 10, 2023

jizzen-glaze

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.

Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.

by life6today7 March 23, 2009

morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

your city gave me asma

pain. absolute pain.

(Album By Wilbur Soot go check it out it's great, it talks about insecurities how cool is that 👻)

Person 1 : Wow what's your favorite song or album?

Person 2 : 'Your City Gave Me Asma" By Wilbur Soot *cutely starts crying*

by irailedlmanburg April 13, 2021