you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

No future

This place (America) is now officially gone

No future.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

made of future

Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.

Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Future

The Future itself is Gary

Gary is so Futuristic that he becomes the future

by Gary201021 May 7, 2022

Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025