funkychumpnut

A guy who likes nutting and going nuts. Makes a big mess and blames it on others all. the. TIME. He has made up his own language which might be be used by everyone soon. Doesn't know how to spell capricorn. and spells it like cornucopia sometimes captiraitons. Also calls himself The Nut.

Friend 1: "Bro is always talking about going nuts and some shit about nutting."
Friend 2: "God, must be one of those funkychumpnuts"

by kindamid July 2, 2022

FunkyFrogBait

the best YouTuber ever.

A: i watch FunkyFrogBait
B: who's that
A: GASP.

by MasonIsntFunny September 30, 2023

funky chicken

Fighting sleep to the point where you can't keep your head up, then snapping your head back up to remain awake.

Max was up all night studying, and was doing the funky chicken during class the next day.

by mrshill1962 May 25, 2006

funky cold medina

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.

"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"

by GrottyLittleWanker December 13, 2004

FunkyJunky

1. A Drug User who can be found dancing to James Brown and/or Eric Clapton when totally stoned/Pissed.

2. A Flash Movie Maker!

You should of seen Jack after he had that joint, he was one FunkyJunky!

by Up-Dog November 20, 2005

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009

funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

by Giz god April 7, 2004