A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.
Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013
Get the Full Goondie mug.by Ric Spade November 12, 2020
Get the Full kermit mug."Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.
If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.
If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.
In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.
If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.
In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."
In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"
"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."
In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"
"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
Get the full boat mug.It is when you are in a climate where the weather is so hot and humid you have to unbutton your shirt passed the publicly acceptable point.
by ColdVibe December 12, 2016
Get the A full JF mug.The act of focusing ones frustration and rage on an inanimate task for a point in time resulting in a positive outcome.
Dabu: Yo Dré! Yo, that cross arm was hella stuck to that pole, bruh. Then T Dawg just went 'Full Doble' on that biatch and ripped tha King Bolt right through that mutha fucker!
Dré: T Dawg went 'Full Doble' on that biatch??!!!
Dré: T Dawg went 'Full Doble' on that biatch??!!!
by Nohn Chalant January 16, 2020
Get the Full Doble mug.Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
by SimpPrime March 14, 2020
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