Pues fuckit lets get a teli 

To buy a hotel room for a few hours, drink, have a good time with friends.

Luis: Pues fuckit lets get a teli

Rams: fuckit

Pues fuckit lets get a teli by Wherethebitchesat November 3, 2021

A complete fucking dumbass

That one guy that is just unfathomably stupid. You are often surprised and baffled at the thought that someone so incredibly stupid has even figured out how to breathe.

Leaves you speechless

Dumbass: We need to stop taking advantage of gravity. We’re running out of it and soon there will be none left for us
Everyone with one brain cell: You’re a complete fucking dumbass

A complete fucking dumbass by WazzuppG September 26, 2022

A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimate “president” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.

Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.

A complete fucking dumbass by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch 

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011

hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome 

1. Blow-your-mind awesome
2. the stuff of your dreams
3. better than anything you've ever seen

despite its setbacks, the death penalty "remains hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome"

hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome by B_rad_G April 12, 2009