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freshmanesque

(1) characteristic of a high school or college freshman

(2) exhibiting the cluelessness, immaturity, and naiveté expected of high school or college freshman
Guy 1: That girl is always so stupidly confused!

Guy 2: Yes, she does exhibit some rather freshmanesque behaviors.
by InstrumentofYourDemise June 9, 2018
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Freshmesho

Freshmesho Is yummy.
by Fat Mexican megro fag June 27, 2018
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fresha vacado

by Peepee12345 March 7, 2018
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freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
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Freshmanning

When kids (typically freshman) bounce their leg rapidly out of nervousness or anxiety, and annoys everyone around them
Kyle is freshmanning so hard I can hear his knee hitting the bottom of the desk.
by sillygooster February 11, 2019
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Freshavacado

Fresh avacado. That’s it. Just a fresh avacado.
FRESHAVACADO
by Skinnnny legend March 14, 2019
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fershambles

nah styll shes been feeling like fershambles lately
by suchanish June 5, 2019
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