Satan's Taxi

When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.

Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.

by TheIronTooth May 6, 2016

satan’s latter

5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions

Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?

by Stewies January 15, 2018

Satan's pacifier

Puritan slang for buttplug.

And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!

by saccharine delight December 21, 2013

Queen Satan

Queen Satan is the true Queen of Hell and all things hell, Owner of The Dank Kingdom and all things that have glitter on it. Insert :naenae: here

Yooo, is that Queen Satan.

Bro, I feel like Queen Satan is about to ban me.

by SpoopyPotato October 12, 2020

Satan Hellspawn

Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.

2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.

by zamicol December 21, 2020

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011