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shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play
Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece
by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019
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flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 6, 2009
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Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
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Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.
Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!
by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022
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Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.
I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.
by Maleeeek April 21, 2017
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flute

Something used to charm a snakey prick.
"Ben is being a snake so me and Henry had to be flutes so he stopped being a snakey dick face"
by snake boi August 31, 2016
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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
by Chavvvy June 21, 2018
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