the standard by which an established legal position progresses from "categorically false" to "I don't know" in fewer than 48 hours.
Giuliani Flop, 20 Jan 2018:
“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.
“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.
“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.
“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.
by johnoneillnyc January 20, 2019
The act of standing at the edge of a pool or body of water and merely falling face forward. A face forward fall into a body of water mimicking a falling tree. A belly flop without a leap or jump.
by Jamesamw June 05, 2017
Flip flops that are slightly more sophisticated than regular flip flops; usually have sparkles, pearls, or fake diamonds on them or have heels.
by khnrslg December 17, 2010
When you have rough sex which results in prolapse of anus or vagina and continue to perform self gratification with the prolapsed organ.
by plainly obscure June 12, 2016
A game used to determine anything the involves, The flipping of pancakes consecutively as many times as you can, the first person to let it flop on the ground loses. The pancakes are then compared and bonus points are give for depending on the size of the pancake. (larger = more points)
1. Dammit He beat me in the Flop off he must be better than me
2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count
3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake
2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count
3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake
by 1HappyCamp-R March 10, 2013
The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023
by girl YES! March 27, 2023