Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011

Flapples

Flappy Nipples

Wow... did you ever see the Flapples on Simon Cowell? DISGUSTING!

by Saralee78 December 17, 2011

Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.

Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!

by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017

Filipp

The coolest person you know. He is the best in everything and there is nothing he cannot do. All women love him and there is nobody who doesn't like him. He is very good at intercourse and is simply the most blatant.

Filipp: ,, Hi! "Women: ,, I love you !!!"

by Der Patriot June 1, 2020

Ass Flapper

one whos inner butt hole forges out side of the anus. most likely do to some hard buttsex .

Babe, uh, your Ass Flapper is bleeding again.

by Gary F February 4, 2009

Flappy Paddle Gearbox

Yet another term for a female vagina

Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'

Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'

Bob , 'Noice'

by Zigatron5000 August 17, 2010

Flippering

The act of placing one's sweaty testicles in a glass of tea and using them as a stirring rod to mix in sugar. When stirring iced tea, the correct term is "orca-flippering".

Kyle, unable to find a stirring rod, was forced to flipper his own tea last night.

Kyle's testicles shrank quite noticeably because of his session of orca-flippering at the party.

by Cheese Trailer January 28, 2014