flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 20, 2013

Flat Spliff

Noun; A marijuana cigarette that has been in your back pocket so long that it is flat.

I am kicking back illing with a Flat Spliff.

by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

flat game

A video game designed for use on traditional television or mobile device screen rather than for virtual reality devices. This includes both 2D and 3D rendered graphics.

1. I haven't had a desire to play any flat games since getting my new headset.
2. Is that new game going to also work as a flat game or is it just for VR?

by thisisafakenamenotusedbyomeone March 11, 2017

Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017

Flat earthers

Flat earthers commonly referred to as retarded morons are people who believe in that the earth is flat. They are also ignorant people who says that the goverment is lying to them and says we normal people who believe in true facts are the idiots even tho they never passed fifth grade and doesn't believe in science, logic, facts and importantly COMMON DAMN SENSE!

John hates flat earthers

by Round earther March 27, 2018

flat-face frog

It's a frog with a flat face.

Flat-face frog hid inside my hat.

by Phoeno July 19, 2019