cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

by unclechicken May 2, 2010

The Flap of Mars

When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.

Man 1: I've got a big dick.

Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.

Man 1: ...damn.

by NigelMarsflap June 4, 2010

Freakin' Flap

When there's trouble or drama going on and you just realized it

Oh freakin' flap are they starting a fight?

by Mikey Rinsa June 9, 2018

Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella June 2, 2015

blend and flap

Bend and snap, but better

“Blend and flap, works every time.”

by Chemistry’s bit h October 18, 2017

dolphin flap

when a vagina moves like a dolphin

Jesus Sally, you got a Dolphin Flap

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015

Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.

Dad, don’t get caught in the Flap Trap.

by Humble Goose November 26, 2018