1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
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After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
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The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
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