smoker's face

Having a leathery, wrinkled, and discolored face; usually with a yellowish tint.

This lizard looking dude was drinking coffee with little pursed lines around his mouth-he definitely had smoker's face.

by Victora G. May 10, 2006

face journey

When something causes you to feel so many emotions your face loses the ability to present a single emotion at a time and your face goes on a journey.

I’m so over Tatianna’s face journey whenever she’s safe on the runway.

by ItsNotPersonalJustDrag December 31, 2018

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

got face on

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)

"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"

by Letskiosk January 25, 2014

Bad Poetry Face

The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you're hearing really bad poetry. As if you've got to pass gas. As if you've got a pitcher of beer in your bladder and the moron poet keeps on reading. You share this look with a friend, who is also making the bad poetry face. This poetry sucks ass. The poet sucks ass. He is a "sucker butthole."

I went to the reading and just a few minutes after it started, I was already making the bad poetry face. Ugh. That dude sucked. What was his name? It rhymes with Bony Toadland. Tony Toadland? Bony Hoagland? I can't remember, but one thing is sure, his spineless, p.c. poetry sucks ass, and you, too, will make the bad poetry face -- if you really think about it -- after he starts reading.

by MaryRoofle September 20, 2005

Face Pony

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

by loveypotpie June 16, 2010

guitar face

A face that a guitar player makes when reaching the climax of a solo.

John Mayer has some crazy guitar face.

by Danny Stanton December 28, 2005