School Firewall

The reason I can’t go on urban dictionary in school. Seriously, just use school WiFi if you want to get a feel of how frustrating it is to use the internet in China.

The school firewall is a hated existence. It’s similar to the great Chinese firewall.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

fireblade

A pretentious, obese, bland motorcycle for pretentious, bland people. Built by Honda in an attempt to counter firstly the FZR, then R1, however falls short. Easy to ride in a straight line. Easy for posing. Simply a bland motorcycle. Usually bought by people blind to marketing gimmics and campains (squids) and never taken around a corner in anger.

Owner: "Look at my fireblade. It's the best sportsbike on the PLANET!"
Other conversant: "Why?"
Owner: "Cause Honda says so"

by GYTR July 3, 2006

fireman geoff

a man who rescues cats from above the ceiling tiles

way to go fireman geoff

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

Angry Fireman

When you are having sex with a girl and you're on top and you are about to cum, you light her hair (any hair will work) on fire, then you ejaculate into her hair whilst performing the meat spin!

DANNMMM!!! Carly hates me now for pullin' off a successfull angry fireman last night at that crazy ass party... HAHA!

by thaonekid November 6, 2009

Fireass

"amazing" or "really good"

Used to describe a desired subject; often a compliment.

Usually used in a sentence before the actual subject.

That's some fireass pizza!

I was going to go eat with you guys, but my mom made some of her fireass lasagna, so I'll pass.

by ~JM December 16, 2008

Gay Fireball

Ugly red-headed irish guy who sits around watching ski-videos with his a hand in his pants. Usually has no friends and exhibits homosexual behaviors.

Tim is a big gay fireball.

by roommate May 13, 2005

Firesale

A firesale is when a guy has so many women (10 or more) going after him that he has no idea what to do with all his bitches.

Guy 1: "Yo man, how's the firesale going?"

Pimp: "Dude, I can't keep all these bitches straight!"

by Wuzntlistening December 11, 2010