uwu little fetus baby

Something one of my discord friend once has called me

Person 1: I thought you were an uwu little fetus baby
Person 2: I'm 17 tho??? Gonna be 18???

by anonymous January 22, 2023

fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

Fetus Deletus

That feeling you get when you want to punch a toddler so hard, they get deleted from the human realm

Man, i really want to fetus deletus my lil sister...

by 77TonyMacarroni77 February 24, 2022

dorsal fetus

a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself

woah did you see debby?
yea she has a monstrous dorsal fetus!

by SwabbyLeftNut April 19, 2011

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019