by spurr November 23, 2004
Get the yannis fetusmug. The pre-birth slang term for the thing growing inside Ashlee Simpson/Wentz. Often used (and parodied) by fobr boardies.
by F Wentz March 18, 2009
Get the fetus wentzmug. by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020
Get the Fetusmug. Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
Get the dating a fetusmug. 
fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
Get the fetus controlmug. Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
Get the Fetus Sleepingmug.