Falcon Lord

Costumed crimefighting disco grunge rock band from Dubai. Currently operating out of Atlanta.

"They're gonna tear out your eyes cuz the Falcon Lords care"

by Lord Falconhorn October 7, 2008

Fallopian Hard-on

When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.

That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.

by Horatio/Nelson November 23, 2009

fallout

Not going as planned; a dud; mostly to describe the state of of something (but mostly plans).

"Hey so what are you doing this weekend?"
"Well I planned to go to a pretty sick party on friday but then my friend who I was going with and providing my ride flaked on me last minute. I also planned to just hang out with some friends saturday night, but that got canceled as well. I was looking forward to a good time but it just turned out to be a fallout weekend."

by Stellakvif April 26, 2011

Falcon punch

Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!

RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.

He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.

The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.

by Avenger of Seven Folds May 24, 2011

faiso

Funny kind and smart she doesn’t know much English but she is nice and for some reason she loves blue

Wow she is Faiso she wears blue and plays roblox

by Msjdskakdmsms October 23, 2018

AU Falcon

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.

Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Mud Falcon

The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.

Sorry the room is a mess. The mud falcon got out of the cage last night.

by the bird of prey December 31, 2013