Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

Fun Fact

To use before insulting a male or female.

"here's a fun fact.........

You made out w/ your sister man!"

by Mariah May 13, 2005

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

facs

Acronym for Fuck Ass Cunt Shit!

Hey dumbass, you know that omelette you're eating?

Yeah?

It's my morning breakfast.

Zomg, FACS!!

by Suijen April 21, 2006

Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

conspiracy fact

A conspiracy that is proven by disclosed documents and visual evidence, thus becomes undeniable.

That project MK Ultra has happened, is a conspiracy fact.

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 November 23, 2019