these aren't the droids you're looking for

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

would you like to go out for coffee?

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.

Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009

You are grounded for 9999999 years

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.

Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

the droids you are looking for

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

would you like to go for coffee

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"

No. No I wouldn't.

by Richter September 25, 2003

It's for me to know and you to find out

Mind your own fucking business.

You:Heeey , who did you talk to last night?
Hot Girl:It's for me to know and you to find out

by ThaChingsteeeeerr September 11, 2010

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004