Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.

Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022

filthy fecal fish hook

getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.

Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.

by ballenger lacrone June 30, 2008

cerebral fecal transformation

Shit for brains

You believe that? You must have cerebral fecal transformation.

by Big_al March 5, 2013

ahh feck

Dominic

When Dominic trips over something, he says "ahh feck"...
-You pulled a "Dominic".

by Trucker hat January 29, 2017

your species feces

when your in a heated argument and you have to pull your trap card

Me, an intellectual: you have big gay

Smelly head: your granny tranny
Me, the genius: your species feces
smelly head:*dies*

by idwcgiercgeriurgvywkeufbvhy3kw May 24, 2018

ms. fecci

yells at you and gets you in trouble for no reason causes depression

ms. fecci always being mean

by ggbrother January 8, 2019