Kilometer Eater

-The ultimate sub who knows how to suck a cock.
-The opposite of a millimeter defeater.

Bro, my gf was the ultimate kilometer eater last night.

by The muginater April 15, 2022

Soggy Bean Eater

A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.

"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."

by Anon32546541 October 28, 2011

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

dingle berry eater

someone who eats small poop pieces stuck in a hairy ass hole

by poopoo face November 9, 2003

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

face eater

a person who sucks the energy out of another, usually will find a person with a problem or a tragedy, get them to tell the story and (then) suck the life out of them. Face Eaters are easy to spot...the person who seems to be listening intently to someone telling a personal story, but they are staring at the persons mouth (as if to suck the words out) and they are standing way, way too close to the person speaking

hey, Sally broke up with her boyfriend and is telling her friend Whitney over there in the corner. God! could Whitney be standing any closer to Sally? Whats wrong with Sally's face? What a fuckin face eater that Whitney is!! she's swelling up like a damn puffer fish!

by clarkfarley October 31, 2011

Cancer Eater

1. noun - A person having an instinctual and profound concern for others & naturally compelled to help others. This concern is accompanied by an ability or "magic power", to heal, remedy and improve the health, condition & general well-being of others. An apperent side-effect of this seemingly miraculous "ability" seems to be the "cancer eater" will sometime after develop similar or even the exact problem that was "healed". They, for lack of better terms, seem to consume another's pain or ailment.

Cancer Eaters are usually excellent listeners & often are told that they are very easy to talk to. When meeting for the first time, other's often will say something like; "it feels like we have known each other forever" to them. That there is a perceived familiarity toward them. A Cancer Eater will help just about anyone if or when they cross paths with people in need, injured, distressed or having difficulty, whether physically, socially, or mentally/psychologically.

An example of a cancer eater would be the ability of the main character in the movie "The Green Mile".

by lil_king420 November 6, 2013