east bay express

An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.

Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)

by Myxamatosis March 23, 2007

Eastwoo

A slang for the Suburb of Eastwood in Sydney, Australia because it has a extremely high population of Koreans and other Asians.

Ooh do you live in Eastwoo. Lets go down to Eastwoo to see the fire works at the Granny Smith Festival.

by JellyMan229 April 3, 2009

Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Easter strength

(adj) a hangover so bad you don't rise again until the third day

John's still sleeping off an Easter strength hangover, so he's not gonna be in class come Monday.

by JohnnyHop April 17, 2010

East Peckham

The Best place to live and to hang about when you want to get pissed, best place that lives in kent

Wow Man East Peckham we should go there do to get pissed

by Samueljamesbuss09 April 11, 2011

Easter Purse

Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.

Especially popular on Sunday mornings.

Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.

by MasterBlaster6999 June 2, 2011

East coast hardcore real stuff

A term coined by Andy Parry of the Line Traveling Circus to describe the unpredictable or imperfect skiing conditions of the east coast of America. Also can be used to describe other extreme sports like longboarding/skateboarding or surfing.

Andy Parry - "It's not powder, it's not steep and deep, it's not Alta man, it's like east coast hardcore real stuff... ...man."

by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014