An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 28, 2020
When someone’s comes back to Barrington Rhode Island and thinks they the man for 6-8 weeks. They always get Piezonies, drive in circles, and enjoy the scenery of this stunning metropolitan city.
“Oh yeah that kids an actual bartard, he went to the local CVS and Aidan’s and his Barrington ego went nuclear”
by Bartardimus6482 August 05, 2024
Ego-Trader
noun (n)
A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
noun (n)
A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
by uberlooks June 11, 2022
(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.
Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego
by Nirvloyd February 12, 2025
Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.
"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
by thevibesinquestion April 06, 2024
A massive asshole that thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just a loser with a huge ego and some fragile masculinity
by I like cactuses December 16, 2024
by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019