I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my penis because she thought it was my phone.
by skywalker89 June 5, 2009
Get the erection mug.A Low Maintenance Relationship (LMR) is when a couple is mutually exclusive to one another but not in a FULL relationship. A low maintenance relationship includes NOT needing to talk to them everyday, maybe SOME texting per day but NOT a super abundance, getting together ONLY once or twice a week and going out and SOME sex.
A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.
A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.
Girl how are you going to balance work, school and a boy friend? You're going to get burnt out.
I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.
I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.
by AskACapperDOTcom October 23, 2010
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A special holiday in which males compete in a competition to see who has the best erection. Simple by balancing a ball on their penis, urinating, and masturbating. Clothes are not permitted on this holiday.
Jamie hosted an annual Erection Day contest to see which penis has the best erection! All because of her bare midriff
by VBruno November 12, 2013
Get the Erection Day mug.An open relationship is a relationship where one person does not own the other. The couple are not exclusively seeing each other and can date, flirt and hook up with other people should they wish to do so. In a true open relationship the couple will be fully honest with each other (unlike most regular relationships). They will not get pissed at each other for stupid things such as not ringing the day before, wearing a slutty top, passing out cold in a club, kissing that lesbian in the lift. Infact they will just love each other for who they are and support each other through times of need. Although other people will say they are sluts and it will never work, they onlys say this because they are jealous. In the end the couple will get bored of seeing other people because they realise they are the best two out there. Then they get married and have beautiful children. And retire together in Goa.
Couple in an open relationship:
Holly – “Get any luck last night?”
Jeremy - “Some nice assed latin girl”
Holly “As nice as me?”
Jeremy – “No Holly. Youre the best.”
Holly – “I know. Can you test me on my hindi?”
Jeremy – “Whats Pani”?
Holly – “Get any luck last night?”
Jeremy - “Some nice assed latin girl”
Holly “As nice as me?”
Jeremy – “No Holly. Youre the best.”
Holly – “I know. Can you test me on my hindi?”
Jeremy – “Whats Pani”?
by Holivia November 8, 2008
Get the open relationship mug.The same as one-sided love, though in this sense is a generalized term. Here, the interests of the one party are put to a much higher priority than the other. Feelings are unrequited, certain needs go unmet, opposing words are not or cannot be conveyed to the other party, and there is an apparent or explicit lack of importance in the self placed upon by that other party.
Person 1: Why is Frank so miserable when he's with those other friends of his?
Person 2: It's a one-sided relationship, man. They treat him like a background character.
Person 2: It's a one-sided relationship, man. They treat him like a background character.
by Maruki96 June 8, 2014
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A bond between two people; One person works to create/maintain love and fufillment while the other person waits for something better to come along.
by 30' something December 15, 2008
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