A big, butch, masculine woman that is a hick. She looks dirty and probably smells. She would remind you of a trucker. She spits, talks like a redneck, and has bad teeth, not to mention she is very ugly. She basically looks like she belongs on a farm with all the other animals.
Student 1: "My teacher is such a farm dyke. Between her bad teeth and talking like a redneck, I couldn't understand what she said."
Student 2: "Yeah, she is a farm dyke. You can tell by the way she dresses. Those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!"
Student 2: "Yeah, she is a farm dyke. You can tell by the way she dresses. Those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!"
by amymonster October 12, 2006
Get the Farm Dykemug. by michaella February 1, 2008
Get the Raging Dykemug. by jonfizzle November 23, 2003
Get the Uber Dykemug. A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
by avialae March 20, 2013
Get the Diesel Dykemug. A declaration of homosexuality in females. A woman who says "I like flannel" is admitting to being a lesbian, and is a very masculine lesbian.
Maddy came out of the closet yesterday, proclaiming "I like flannel" and is the masculine figure in her homosexual relationship.
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by BellaLugosi April 3, 2010
Get the Flannel Dykemug. A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
by jsd9632 August 14, 2012
Get the dyke alertmug. woman 1: dude. what did you do to you're hair?
woman 2: i got layers && entensions so my hair is the sex.
woman 1: no. you have a fucking dyke mullet. and it looks like shit.
woman 2: i got layers && entensions so my hair is the sex.
woman 1: no. you have a fucking dyke mullet. and it looks like shit.
by Alx Nichole January 11, 2009
Get the dyke mulletmug.