dude chase

the act of befriending guys in a social envrionment in order to get access to their girl friends. Normally if one were to approach the girl directly, the guys will prevent one from making any progress with that girl cockblocking, therefore dude chasing involves becoming friends with the guys in order to win their trust. It is a technique often used in a pick up artists circles.

Ryan was getting cockblocked by the Cindy's guy friends at Club Factory. Ben dude chased her guy friends, got their numbers, and ultimately Cindy's phone number as well. Ryan went home crying, but was happy when he got to play Marvel vs. Capcom 2 for xbox at home.

by newchimedes September 1, 2006

Dude Resume

A resume to keep your dude life in check.

DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.

by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008

Dude Union

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.

Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."

by TJH36 August 26, 2009

Dude, I wanna make brownies

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.

Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.

by Aika March 4, 2010

dude cooter

(noun) a man's anus.

See dirt star or Ruby Red Star Fruit.

No, thomas, I will not insert my meat stick into your dude cooter. Go ask adam.

by tyrone the genie April 2, 2010

Dude Bluffy

A man who constantly, continuously, and relentlessly keeps trying online to pose as a woman

Im Dude Bluffy just a chick with a dick

by JMastaBlasta December 27, 2011

Dude'r Chick

A Dude'r Chick is the best of both worlds. Both a princess and a tom-boy all wrapped up in one! A dude'r (pronounced dude-er) chick is a lady who both likes to dress up, get fancy and likes all of the trappings of being a princess. But unlike just a simple princess, she also combines the athletic prowess of the tom-boy. The dude'r chick gets out and plays hard with the boys, gets muddy and bloody with just as much enthusiasm and then blows them all away when she comes down in the ball gown later! She would be both the captain of the football team and then the homecoming queen! This is a lady that will happily play in a "man's world" and win while doing it!

The dude'r chick is the ideal combination of all worlds and aspects of being a woman. Warrior and princess, athlete and beauty queen! She is the Lost Girl Pirate Queen who still has a pretty dress tucked away for the party! She can wield both a cutlass bright and a smile of equal devastation!

The woman who has it all, in both physicality and athleticism but can play the roll and enjoy being the princess.

A dude'r chick is the gal who rolls out of bed, pulls her hair back and joins the boys for a quick pickup game of football, soccer, or roller derby. This all the while rocking the pink scrunchy and beating out all of the boys for the winning touchdown pass. She then bounces from the game, gets cleaned up, dressed up and rocks the town looking just amazing! Queen of the derby track and then the red carpet!

Examples of dude'r chicks would be Charlie's Angels in both ladies and bad asses, Angelina Joli in about anything she does, and Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by Raichean August 25, 2013