ditch

To be ignored at cornation by your date

Josh Hirshenhorn was ditched by Aubrey at cornation.

by Josh November 12, 2003

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

The act of Anal sex.

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006

Ditch digger

A woman who is not a gold digger but works full time and sleeps with men of “status” for self improvement and/or self gratification

“Jane is such a ditch digger for fucking her assistant manager at the Christmas party”

by Jaydrovi May 9, 2018

Stink Ditch

Slang term for pussy

Man did you see her stink ditch.

by DWR May 13, 2005

Ditch

The Tasman Sea. The body of water separating Australia and New Zealand.

Roger moved across the Ditch and now spends his days sunbaking at Bondi.

by MonteZuma July 3, 2005

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

doochess

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine

When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"

by Bia 2 September 23, 2003