Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"

by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019