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Slangin dong

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!
by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018
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Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca August 26, 2015
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kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis
I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong
by Venom Miller July 2, 2017
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pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015
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dong dunk

When you have sex by having your partner lay on there back with there ass in the air and you lower your junk into her vagina.
I dong dunked this chick from the bar last night.
by Dong dunk King May 11, 2020
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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong May 31, 2022
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Danka Dong

A monstrosity of a penis. Even bigger than the giant horse cock.
Yo I heard John has a Danka Dong! I wanna se if I could take it.
by Fred McJiggingsworth July 6, 2020
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