Slangin dong

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!
by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018
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Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,
Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:
by Dedede Man May 18, 2020
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Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong
“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain
by Rakis January 17, 2019
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dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 25, 2013
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Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.
by Photonix July 01, 2010
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Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
by GayBlaine October 07, 2014
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scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse
shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard
by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023
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