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Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.
"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."
by Natsfroh April 10, 2022
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
mugGet the dong dressmug.

Slingin' Dong

A major part of the male stripper profession.
Marc put himself thru college slingin' dong.
by boomfactor May 28, 2013
mugGet the Slingin' Dongmug.

dong chang

A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.

This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.

It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"

Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro December 28, 2007
mugGet the dong changmug.

spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!
Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.
by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
mugGet the spoon dongmug.

dong dunk

When you have sex by having your partner lay on there back with there ass in the air and you lower your junk into her vagina.
I dong dunked this chick from the bar last night.
by Dong dunk King May 11, 2020
mugGet the dong dunkmug.

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