when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...
(chorus)
When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...
(chorus)
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...
(chorus)
When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..
(chorus)
and you feel you have to turd...
(chorus)
When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...
(chorus)
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...
(chorus)
When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..
(chorus)
The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.
by Melbear May 10, 2005
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by Table Lady March 18, 2009
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Get the diarrhea maker mug.(diarrhea + head) brother of shithead. they are the ones that create shitty things unexpectedly and at the last minute.
d - how many fuckers are going?
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.
d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.
d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
by the emilio October 20, 2010
Get the diarrhead mug.The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
by STROMVADER September 30, 2013
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When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
Gronk: "Where's Diabetes Tim?"
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."
by yoursmart June 11, 2017
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Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!
Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!
by TouchDownYankees December 7, 2018
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