"She's gonna be late today, She said she has diarrhea with a purpose again, thats one of the ways she stays so thin."
by Table Lady March 18, 2009
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(diarrhea + head) brother of shithead. they are the ones that create shitty things unexpectedly and at the last minute.
d - how many fuckers are going?
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.
d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.
d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
by the emilio October 20, 2010
Get the diarrhead mug.The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
by STROMVADER September 30, 2013
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When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
Gronk: "Where's Diabetes Tim?"
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."
by yoursmart June 11, 2017
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Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!
Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!
by TouchDownYankees December 7, 2018
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/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.
Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.
/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.
Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.
"Johnny's stomach turned with anguish, as a demon danced with fire inside him. There was no mistaking it. He prayed for mercy but the demon had no patience. He ran to the toilet, squirting fresh death juice with every stride. He felt hot wetness trickle all the way down to his ankles before his ass planted. On the toilet, a valve released, letting loose a rain of brimstone and fire. His stomach was a vortex of pain. The smell of his own waste triggered rising liquid, and a stream of vomit spewed. When it was over, he fell on the floor, laid on his back with his hands on his stomach, and felt an inappropriate sense of satisfaction. He had had diarrhea, and lived."
by ProfessorEbonics October 29, 2020
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