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anal dinosaur 

this is when you break into a museum afterhours, steal a heap load of dinosaur shit, cook it up with water and butter, then apply it to cover the face of an ugly bitch who is about to momentarily perform oral falacio.
"Yo man, when your ugly girlfriend comes over, make sure you leave yourself enough time to anal dinosaur her, or else i am, cause shes dirts"
anal dinosaur by Katzilla July 28, 2008
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Moon dinosaur 

Dinosaurs found on the moon. This has been proven by top scientists Dr Weebl and Dr Bob. see www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/sorry.htm.
This dinosaur was eaten by a Giant Space Bee!
Moon dinosaur by Melissa Poodle November 24, 2004

So Dinosaur 

Describes an antique like product of any sort, such as someone elderly, elderly people posessions, or just some old shit you found somewhere. I dunno.
Maaaaan dat G-string is so dinosaur Grandma!
So Dinosaur by Zigabub April 5, 2014

Blue Dinosaur 

People who believe in blue dinosaurs are unsuperior and historically incorrect. They can often be referred to as a 'fake fan' and play monopoly wrong as they do not play with free parking monopoly rule.
People who say they believe in the blue dinosaur have rubbish common and marvel knowledge.
person 1 'Jasmine told me she believes in blue dinosaur'
person 2 'whoah! thats the biggest lie of 2019'
Blue Dinosaur by superior1738 January 8, 2019

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

Last Dinosaur 

Noun

A partial misnomer(it doesn't specifically need to be the final one), this can refer to anything which is exuberant, related to something old, and utterly incredible.
That war vet was kickass, he fought off four or five guys who were making him pissed off. He's a last dinosaur.
Last Dinosaur by Tomasz P S September 17, 2008

Ninja Dinosaur 

Most amazing type of dinosaur.. Frequently is seen in New Zealand, especisally Howick College.
The Ninja dinosaur seeks out all tw*****t and Ju***n Bi*ber
lovers to convert them to avergeness.
Loves colouring books, Wheres Waldo, Harry Potter, Unicorns, Llamas and Star wars
Go on Mlia.com to find the Ninja Dinosaur