douche dildo

1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone

Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.

by Top_Jimmy January 30, 2014

poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 14, 2017

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk September 29, 2015

dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)

Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm

by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016

dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...

Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) October 28, 2015

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 08, 2015